Twitter? No. I'm Old. By Martha Woodroof • Apr 5, 2013 ShareTwitter Facebook Google+ Email WMRA News (TW) Occasional Spark essayist Carey Keefe tries to text her mom (LOL). Meanwhile, certain oldpersons who don't want to bother with gadgets (like the hearing-aid battery) can't hear the smoke detector's low-power warning beeps. Listen Listening... / (webtext:tw) Related Program: The Spark Related Content Essay by Carey Keefe 2 years ago Strolling with Alzheimer's 2 years ago Portrait Photographer Fran Fevrier 3 years ago Coach Laslie's Biographer 2 years ago Alzheimer's Fathers' Day 3 years ago Mrs Rowe's Cookbook Author. And Murder 2 years ago View the discussion thread.